So I'm sick as hell and with some encouragement decided to start one, so here it goes...
So what do I start with? I really don't know, I'll talk about whatever I feel like I guess. For example, I was in the library today right?
Check it, before I finish the story, some people just need to be straight up capped, no doubt. Anyway, dude was washing his hands and I was waiting behind him and this guy decides to take his sweet time washing his damn hands. He whistles a tune while he does it. Now I don't know what the accepted time it takes to wash your hands but this fool crossed that line and then some. At this point I'm thinking to myself that this guy must be some kind of neat freak or something. What else can explain the homoisity of his behavior? So dude finally finishes and just wipes his hands on his pants! The friggin nerve! I mean he makes me wait this whole time and I try and accomodate him since he may be a neat freak and he did it just to piss me off.
Yet another example of the conspiracy to destroy me...I will have my revenge
See there's this episode of South Park called "die, hippie die!" about self righteous pretentious know it all hippies.
Seriously, I'm always greatful I had the opportunity to get the education I have recieved. But one thing I can do without are those hippie bastards trying to push their morality on me.
You know the kind. The I'm smarter than you. That asshole in the bar that Matt Damon punked out in Good Will Hunting who thought he was hot shit just cuz he's read Chaucer.
So what did I learn from college? Fuck idealism, fuck recycling, and hippies especially...fuck you
(thank you South Park)
If i sounded a little vengeful, that's ok. It's really my nature, but truth be told I'm a pretty nice guy. Hope all is well out there!
bye for now!
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